What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Two words: nipple clamps
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