On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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