Say something about gay babies.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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