hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Acid is not a monday night drug
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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