no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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