Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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