I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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