I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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