You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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