Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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