You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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