You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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