You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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