ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
