i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Holy sore nipples Batman
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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