ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
