I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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