Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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