also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She bit a glass in half.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
What happened to fro yo and sex?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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