I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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