I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We talked him into tasing himself.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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