you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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