youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
