you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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