called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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