if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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