Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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