That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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