There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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