Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
