what if I'm pregnant?
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Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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