I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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