talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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