I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just got carded by a ten year old.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My ass is underappreciated
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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