Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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