i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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