i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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