Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I am spending my child support on dildos
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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