She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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