I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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