question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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