Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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