no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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