I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
All the doctor said was why
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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