Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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