Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
you win again, gameday.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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