Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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