Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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