New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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