I am puke
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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