I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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