What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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