We won't sleep together?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so let's talk penis.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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